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What is Silverladder?TM?

SilverladderTM is an artificially-engineered transgenic tissue sculpture. It is created using a variety of animal and vegetable DNA strands, which is then mapped onto a host chromosome palette. It is considered to be one of a handful of new species created from the basic building material now available to us through recent breakthroughs in modern science.

How does it work?

A detailed explanation on the some of the inner-workings of this amazing new technology can be found on our backwards page.

Is SilverladderTM Alive?

Yes. SilverladderTM is constituted of living tissue and organs. SilverladderTM is not, however, a sentient being, in that it does not possess the higher nervous system functions found in mammals, fish and birds.

What does SilverladderTM eat?

Maintaining a healthy, robust SilverladderTM requires a weekly sub-dermal injection of our patented LadderFoüdTM amino-protein, which acts as the primary source of nourishment for SilverladderTM. Injections should be administered in the hind quarter, where nutrients are readily absorbed and distributed throughout Silverladder'sTM internal organ system accordingly. Keeping SilverladderTM properly hydrated is of utmost importance. We recommend spraying SilverladderTM down twice daily with a solution of 5 parts distilled water to one part saline.

What are the ideal conditions for SilverladderTM?

Although SilverladderTM is a relatively resilient organism, it should not, under any circumstances, be exposed to harsh environmental conditions. We recommend keeping SilverladderTM in an area with a temperature between 50 and 75 degrees Fahrenheit, with 50-90 percent humidity. SilverladderTM should be exposed to a reasonable amount of indoor light, but should not be exposed to extended periods of exposure to sunlight. LadderLampTM bulbs and fixtures will be made available to purchase, and will provide the proper amount of UV light that will promote a healthy, thriving SilverladderTM.

When will SilverladderTM be available to the public?

After years of research and planning, stage-b prototypes are now being developed. Pending approval from health agencies in the U.S, Canada and Europe, SilverladderTM is expected to be available to the public in the first quarter of 2008.

How much will SilverladderTM cost?

First-generation models will be available for pre-order in the coming months. The initial price of 34,000 USD will include shipment within North America, a one year subscription to the LadderCareTM service, and a 6-month supply of LadderFoüdTM. As our harvesting development refines, we expect to see costs to the consumer be reduced significantly. Our marketing analysts foresee the wide distribution in 2009 of a model available for around 5,999 USD.

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