we shook our heads in disbelief.
I stepped out into the middle of the crowd and screamed.
Samuel Colt invented the revolver.
people all around stopped to watch in awe and wonder.
the armadillo found a nesting spot among a pile of wood scraps.
she continued to keep the live goldfish hidden in a paper bag.
i quickly poured the rest of the tea down the drain.
our heads swirled around like smoke rising through the trees.
ants filled the streets in protest of injustice.
the guy at the grocery store laughed at what we bought.
the ice cream melted and the candles burned down.
the secret army had a party and no one showed up.
Don Rickles left him a special answering machine message.
All along, Ken knew about
Meanwhile, the TV kept cranking out a story about
The noises the aphids made sounded like a choir singing something about
Despite that, however, I told you about
She confessed to the police chief about
In your yearbook, I remember writing a quote about
When we went to visit them, they showed us a movie about
You always told me that story about
We sang that old song about
Jay Leno kept asking James Woods about
The foreign man demanded that we tell him about
Principal Smith told the class to ignore
dinosars eating the Pope.
Randy Johnson almost breaking Nolan Ryan's single-season strikeout record.
some kind of fungus that eats people.
all of the armed robberies at the baby clothing store.
the real reason why I keep getting all these headaches.
his secret fetish for onions with faces drawn on them.
the harp music coming from the top of the hill.
Steve Garvey doing a shampoo commercial.
the meth lab set up in the old lady's sunroom.
a Domino's Pizza truck crashing into the sun.
compulsive gambling and bad teeth.
garden hoses that split and crack easily.
In the end,
At Five O'Clock
While sitting on the dock the bay,
While he was wasting time,
Later that evening,
In the noontime sun,
At the Super Bowl
While visiting a psychologist,
After taking a nap,
Then, when everything looked settled,
John Lennon made a secret techno album.
I quit eating all the saltine crackers.
we decided to save you a seat.
Gary the dentist stole the mayor's wallet.
we ate a big bucket of chicken.
Jeff Goldblum lied on his resume.
we crashed the sailboat into a buoy.
he vomited off the pier.
I cried into my popcorn.
Tony Bennett hurt his back lifting a 40-pound turkey onto the top of his car.
I gave her a fruit basket.
we decided not to go on strike after all.
everyone suddenly imploded.