Morris is a former university chemist who quit the chemical world for a job as a mailman. You see him every day when he brings your mail. However, on this particular day, after being invited in for some lemonade, he has spiked your drink with some kind of powerful FBI-created hallucinogen. In your dellusional state, you are beginning to wonder if he is really a mailman at all. Maybe it was all part of some government plot to dig into your head.
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Mrs. Nero is your neighbor. She claimed to be an accountant, but now you're staring to think she's a federal angent who has conspired with Morris to find out what you know. She has a dog named Major General Focus and she hates monkeys. She drives a silver Volvo. This is all you know about her.
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Gary lives across the street. He smokes GPC's and claims to have bodies buried under his shed. Why aren't the feds after him?
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Leon works as a parking lot attendant down at the university. He never lets you park your car where you want to. He mumbles a lot and gets bothered when you don't understand what he's saying.
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Mystery Guy is a lame superhero. You hate him. He is friends with Major General Focus. Sometimes he turns blue. He is so unreal... just like you.
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Mister Fruity is the local potato gun salesman. He doesn't want to enter Morris' dream. His motives are suspect. He is a suspect in a nodule heist. He may know more than he is letting on.
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Randy Rude is the local oxygen salesman. He gives everyone a free huff of pure oxygen in the hopes that they will get hooked and come begging at his door at 2 AM for a fix of the good stuff. He lives in a very messy apartment. He takes his time before entering Morris' dream. He may know more about Mister Fruity than he is letting on.
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The Monkey Man runs a laundromat down the street. One time one of his machines ate a dollar worth of your quarters. When you asked for a refund, he threatened to "give you a taste of his Kung Fu style." He is inside Morris' dream, but he is in the wrong dream. He works as a bodyguard for The Miracle Man.
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The Miracle Man is a former Japanese politician turned game show host. He is a motivational speaker and a successful Las Vegas showman. He does a magic act and manages to sell more merchandise on home shopping channels than anyone else. He believes in electricity. He believes in cheap cosmetics. He believes in the consumer. He shakes hands with capitalism and smokes a cigar with the corporate world. He is a thousand neon lights. He is your friend.
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The Kabuki People work as enforcers for The Miracle Man. They carry out his orders. They are rarely seen in one place for more than 60 seconds. They only speak in the form of questions.
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The Skarekrow is an actor. The Skarekrow has great plans, but his performance gets in the way. He has conspired with Randy Rude to get the entire world addicted to oxygen and drama. He will take off his dress if necessary.
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Floyd is in a space race with The Miracle Man. Floyd has plans to go to the moon. He lacks the funding that The Miracle Man has at his disposal, but Floyd has a small rocket that he is going to ride in soon.
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Peter thinks he is a fictional character, but he is really a rock star. He is probably a spy for the Pixie Liberation Front as well.
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The librarian is not nice. If you talk too loud, she will hit you with a ruler. Twice. She has no tolerance for Peter, Floyd, or The Miracle Man, but she may be related to Mrs. Nero. In fact, she may be one of Mrs. Nero's alternate personas. The government may be after you because of the overdue library books from high school.
This is your dad. He knows best.
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This is one of the agents that has been tracking you. He knows what's going on.
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This is the Magical Happy Tour Guide From The Fun Wacky Citrus Theme Park For Families With Children. She is Morris' daughter, but you only recently found that out. One time you made fun of her gimpy dog and she threw a huge lemon at your head.
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