i guess the whole big secret was that "choices" was the name of a club where adults wents to do "adult" things.

they told the kids they couldn't go because it wasn't for them.

so essentially it boils down to a rolling boil in a pot of alphabet macaroni that spells out:

I AM A HYPOCRITE. SO THERE. DRINK YOUR MILK!

stranded in the korova milk bar

and it will make you lie - and it will make you cry - and it will make you die