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GIVE ME ALL YOUR COUGH MEDICINE!!! I'M SERIOUS!!! THROW IT AT ME!!! THROW IT IN MY MOUTH!!! POUR YOUR ROBITUSSIN ON ME!!! I AM BERT FROM BERT AND ERNIE FROM SESAME STREET FAME!!! I WANT ALL OF IT!!! HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH THE BOTTLE!!! MAKE ME AN ELF!!! I WANT TO GROW A TAIL!!! A TAIL, I SAID!!! I WANT TO GROW ONE OF MY OWN!!!

(sung... almost crooned) I found my true love on a Blue Sunday...

In Genuine Tribute To The Big Fun Glossary And The Gus.