"There are no ethics in politics
Castrate your opponent

I will walk in there like Willie Nelson,
Combination of John Wayne, Will Smith -- 'Men in Black'
James Brown, Maybe do a Michael Jackson moonwalk
Right up to the stand and ask unanimous contempt to undress and revile the House

When I got to the floor for this final execution
I will wear a denim outfit."

"Probably with my two hands. I may throw some karate shots in there
Actually, my body is a lethal, lethal weapon."

(He complained about the lack of coffee at his table.)

1. Beam Him Up 2. Remove Him From Congress 3. Ask Him About The Squirrel C-Span Lays The Funk Beat Down On You con man